[Insert uninteresting story on own deficiencies and social ineptness along with sexuality (only gay or pansexual) then go on to state what you apparently, on your own accord, stand for. Round off on a pleasant, warm and welcoming tone or a negative 'fuck you']
That stuff isn't important, what matters is (insert cliche)
Hello! I'm Kelvin and I post pictures of things relevant (seemingly) to my every day. The fact you read this far means you deserve a hug. Unfortunately, I have no arms
